“I have a daddy kink on Haytham so I think having sex with him in every break time that he has or before a mission. That would be so sexy when he cums inside or outside of my body. That’s makes me wet the most of the time.”
Confessed by: iyarizussel
[X]
‘I’m 99.99% sure that the Frye twins helped me figure out my sexuality, and now I’d love nothing more than to have some… fun times with them ((in more than one way ;D))’
“Every time I was playing Brotherhood and visited the Tiber Island’s hideout, Adele Sozzi was the only member who ALWAYS spoke to Ezio. I casually headcanonned that she was having an affair with him. I couldn’t stop thinking of him purposely signing her to missions with him, so the two of them could fuck with the persistent possibility of being caught. Sometimes, he having to cover up her mouth while having to suppress his own groans.”
‘I was telling my friend that I was craving fry bread (Native American food) thanks to @thenoahwatts Twitch streaming shenanigans and, but forgot to look for some while I was in Arizona…I made a typo and accidentally typed FRYE bread. Gosh now I can’t stop picturing Jacob placing FRYE bread on his nipples and covering it with honeh. Again thanks to Noah Watts’ Twitch streaming, I can never look at food the same way ever again.’
“My fav. Assassin’s Creed dream is to have Altair tie me down and do whatever he wants to me. He can fuck me, suck me, eat me, whatever he wants and the whole night would be dedicated to sex until he would release and fill me up. Then we’d cuddle.”
Confessed by: passda-pasta
‘Since it’s my birthday today, I want Altair and Ezio, with a side of Jacob for my main course. Then for dessert, I want Connor a la mode, and Desmond with lots of whipped cream. I also expect each assassin to be shirtless and wear a pair of loose fitting jeans while they dance like the men in Magic Mike XXL for my entertainment. So much sex and pleasuring! I think my ovaries are overloaded. :}’
Confession [x]
Happy birthday, amico mio! We hope you’ve had a great one! ;D
‘I come back home after having a rough day at work. “Jacob?” I call and frown as he doesn’t respond. “Jacob?” I repeat again as I enter to the bedroom and freeze to the view. Frye is laying on the bed wearing my black garter belt, silky knickers and stockings. I blush fiercely to the view and he just grins widely. “Let me ease your day” he purrs and lets me punish him because he stole my lingerie. Naughty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [x]
“I used to make fun of people who had crushes on fictional characters until I played Assassin’s Creed II. When Ezio changed into his assassin robes my opinion changed pretty damn quick.”
[X]
“I want a threesome with Crawford Starrick and Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age: Inquisition (yes, I know he likes dudes but I can still fantasize). I just want to be the filling in that man sandwich!”
Confessed by: castielsangel-x
‘I’d test a bunch of lipstick shades to see which ones last longer, and Jacob would the “dummy” I would practice on, assuming of course that he’s a willing participant, especially when I starting leaving lipstick marks on his neck.’