‘Just looking at the size of Connor’s feet, I can only imagine how big his Hidden Blade is. The one in his pants ;)’
‘I think Jacob’s voice can be so soothingly dominant that he can bring you to orgasm with JUST his voice. He’d tell you to touch somewhere, you’d do it. He’d tell you to say something, you’d say it. And the fact that he refuses to touch you would add to the pleasurable intensity. **QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE AN AUDIO COMPILATION OF ALL THE DIRT WORDS JACOB SAYS THROUGHOUT THE GAME!’
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If someone could point me to the right direction where to download these “dirty” audio clips I would be happy to do the compilation myself 😉
~ Signora Paola
‘I once had a weird but pretty hot dream. I dreamt that after that scene where Arno and Elise kiss for the first time, the next place they are is on a bed, with after sex hair, the covers only covering half of their bodies, kissing every now and then.’
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‘I imagine watching porn with Jacob. He jokes about how unrealistic the most part of video is, but nevertheless I see how hard he is. I squeeze his shaft through the fabric of his pants and Frye lets out a quite moan. “Maybe we should record how it should be done in reality?” I laugh, unzipping his trousers. “My kinky little girl,” he smiles at me. “Maybe later.” He tries to recreate the whole scene from the video, but it doesn’t go well. Finally he has enough and just fucks me into the couch, but as long as it’s him, I don’t care about the way he fucks me, because I cum like crazy anyway.’
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‘I want to be aggressively taken from behind by Cesare, while I’m wearing a collar and a leash. He sometimes pulls me close and whisper how wet and good I am, before turning me around and order me to beg for him to cum on my face!’
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‘I want to put a top hat on Jacob’s dick. That is all.’
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Take caution, my friend. I heard that putting a top hat on Jacob’s dick would give it a voice of its own. Would you really want to hear it whine and complain how bored it is?

Or the evils of the condom?

~ Signora Paola
‘I have a tremendous fear of heights, but after playing as Desmond in New York and seeing the view, I really wouldn’t mind being fucked by him in one of the higher buildings overlooking the street below. I would be terrified, but the rush of adrenaline would be so worth it. And then after, he can blow his load straight down the street below. If he’s up for the second or third round, the better. ;)’
‘I want to take Shaun to the roof of Villa Auditore and have sweet and passionate sex under the stars.’
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‘I want a deep penetration from Jacob. I’d like him to fuck me like dogs do it. Not from behind, but rather with me lying on my back, as I spread my legs wide open and Jacob, with his ass turned to me, while he drills my pussy with his long cock. I can feel him all the way down. Perfetto! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
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‘A starry sky, waterfall by the lake, and a naked Connor holding me in his arms. Mmmmmm…’
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While not quite what you described, I hope this old edit of mine is good enough! ♥
~ Signora Paola (who has done a ton of Connor + stars edits)










