In the JtR DLC, in the mission to kill Lady O, Evie suggested to Lady’s husband that it’d be great if Lady Owers joined them in their rooms. I know she meant that she wants to kill her but my mind wandered into another direction… Let’s just say that Lady O’s screams would be heard this night, but from the other sort of pain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I want Edward licking and sucking my pussy while I am kissing Connor and stroking his cock until my breast and my face get covered with his cum.’
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If the assassins have a phone sex service I would call it every night and I would be choosing Jacob every time. The first time left such a great impression on me (I came the hardest in a long time) that I want to keep experiencing it. I would give the other assassins a go but I always go back to Jacob. He’d soon realize that I’m just one person (despite me trying to change my voice) and he would eventually coax me into telling him my real name. Some of our talks aren’t even dirty. We genuinely like talking to each other. I don’t mind paying so much just to talk to him. Eventually he’d ask me if we could meet in person. At first I’m terrified. I’m not sure if he would like what he would see. He would insist.
When we finally meet I can’t believe how handsome he is. How could a man like him even exist? I’d get self-conscious thinking that I’m too ugly but he would have none of it. He would use his charm to make me less conscious. To coax the dirty side that he knows is lurking. It may take days or even weeks for me to get perfectly comfortable. But Jacob would take his time. His gentlemanly ways would surprise me. I don’t realize that I’m slowly falling in love with him. When I’m finally ready we would recreate all the things we ‘talked’ about during our phone sex marathons. I would be surprised that he remembers every single one of them.
Legit want nothing more than to wake up in Shay’s arms after a verrrry long night of making love after he come back from a Templar mission.
I would love to have my dick on Ezio’s face as he sucks on my balls all day. As I play video games, as I watch TV, everything. You can just tell he’s a cock slut that loves the smell of my dick on his face.
‘For Altair’s birthday, I’d let him tie me up and do whatever he wanted to me. I’d love to feel his hands run all over my body, as I lay there helpless. I’d be drooling over his muscular chest and all I’d want to do is touch him, even though I couldn’t. Then he’d fuck me until I couldn’t walk, and afterwards he’d untie me and kiss the marks where the ropes were. Then we’d cuddle as we drifted off to sleep, exhausted. Happy birthday Altair!!’
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‘It’s Altaïr’s birthday (11th of Jan) and I have a nice surprise planned for him. We ride to a beautiful place in the desert, and have a picnic, in the shade of an overhanging rock. We also indulge in a heated make out session, which leads to sex.’
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All I want is for Connor to whisper dirty things in his native language while he fucks me senseless…. oh my god.
It would be so nice to watch the sunset with Altaïr on top of the largest building in the City, once the sun is set it would be such an extreme thrill to hold on to him while he makes a leap of faith. If we survive something like that we would have the best sex afterwards :3.










