‘As a hairy man, I like to think me and Jacob have the same amount of body hair. Except that he shaves around his package.’
‘I need morning sex with Shay Cormac like now.’
I would let Lucy Thorne ride me like a racehorse.
‘Last night I dreamed something wonderful. I dreamed Arno being discouraged boy meeting Jacob who is such a cheerful person. Jacob started to flirt with Arno making him fell in love and Arno sees Jacob as someone to lean when he’s down. Both decided to start a relationship where every night they end in bed making love. I would sell my soul for having this dream every night… with details :)’
‘I would love to have a hot passionate foursome with assassin Shay, Templar Shay, and 40yo Shay. Holy Jesus it would be amazing.’
‘I want to peg Jacob with a big, weird dildo, like something Bad Dragon or Frisky Beast makes, just to see this big tough gang-leader-slash-Assassin reduced to a moaning, panting, begging mess underneath me. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t need any extra help to come, just hearing his pretty voice pleading for more and seeing his pretty ass swallowing the dildo would be enough to tip me over.’
I like to imagine that Shay had, perhaps, a language kink, especially for the Portuguese language due to his often conversations about the women he spent the nights in Lisbon. If so, then I’d be more than happy to obligate and use that same language to drive him off, purr and moan against his ears, “Faz-me gemer o mais alto que possa, Capitão Cormac [make me moan as loud as I can, Captain Cormac]”, as he growls and thrusts into me.
I have found a magic lamp in the temple of Solomon. I rub over it and a ghost named Altaïr comes out, he grants me 3 wishes. My first wish is that I shall have female bodyparts. My second wish is that Altaïr, takes a human form and fucks me, on the roughest, most kinky way possible. When we are both exhausted I make my third wish that he will become my husband.
‘None of the Assassins are good for my voice kink. It’s not fair that they aren’t real (and most of them would be dead anyway even if they were). Like seriously, how do Jacob and Shay’s voices /not/ turn anyone on?!’
Shay screencap [x]
The thought of pounding into Evie while she makes out with Elise makes me so fucking hard.