‘What I’d give to watch the sex scene between Aya and Bayek on top of that tower after Bayek assassinated the Snake. I actually feel a little envious of Layla for “seeing” it. I bet she masturbated to it after.’
For my 35th birthday (Jan 13th) I wouldnt mind being woken up that morning with kisses from my husband, a naked Jacob Frye, Arno Dorian and Ezio Auditore. They would wake me up and tell me how for the next 24 hours, they are mine completely and they intend to make every waking moment of that day a memorable one. That would make me one very happy birthday girl 🙂
Confessed by @sassenach-on-the-rocks
On behalf of everybody from this sinfully wonderful Bordello, I would like to wish you a happy happy happpppy birthday to you!
~ Annetta <3
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I really apologise for the delay of this posting! I wasn’t able to access our Haystack e-mail box in a while 😓
~ Signora Paola
‘I wanna be spitroasted by Cesare Borgia and Lucifer Morningstar ✌💖’
I’m definitely going to hell for this because my mind is completely in the gutter, but I would die happy if I were in a Jacob Frye/Nyx Ulric sandwich cause both these fandom have ruined me. They are both daddy material and wouldn’t have them any other way!
Confessed by @thepandadrawer
I might join you as well, my dear, if Hell is populated by hotties like these guys. Heck, I wouldn’t mind being in an orgy! However, I am also smitten by somebody from the Final Fantasy fandom but he is a Crownsguard… Psst, the Prince’s Shield, to be exact.
I have been blaming Ubisoft and Square Enix for my expectation of men. So, I know how you feel about both fandoms.
And isn’t it wonderful? :3 I look forward to more confessions from you, Sister!
~ Annetta <3
‘I want to lick Ziio when she’s on her period. Or Aveline. Or, cum to think of it, almost any other Assassin. These badass ladies deserve someone making them feel good.’
‘It’s my birthday on the 19th of December, and all I want is to be tag teamed by Jacob, Vex and Cal Lynch. Just let them do whatever they want to me….’
Confession [@estel619]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, buon compleanno! And it’s great to hear from you again! ❤️
‘I got dragged into Castlevania again… And now my heart got split between the Draupnir Alucard and my beloved Werewolf Connor… And I can assure it will be a better love (and lust) story than Twillight ;3 the things they can do with me on a secluded room… Hmm mmm…’
Confession [@dbloodymoon]
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Confession [@auroramuller]
‘I feel like a threesome between Aya, Bayek and I would be fucking amazing. She is absolutely wild, and Bayek is so perceptive. He’d know just which buttons to push to get me screaming, and Aya is a sheer force of nature. They’d fuck me in fifty different positions until I passed out, but I’d fall asleep a satisfied woman.’