For my birthday (21th) I would love to go out in the evening with Edward and Jacob and go to a restaurant, or a pub, whatever ’s the mood, and then, once home, have them deliver some nice gifts, maybe ones that could be used on me… 😏
Confession [@tired-bi-ass]
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we wish you the happiest of birthdays! We’re sure the both of them have a very special night planned for you.
As an older brother, Federico probably taught Ezio many things; one of the most important being how to please a woman. Imagine agreeing to take part in a practical demonstration for the younger Auditore. In between kisses, licks, and nips Federico would explain exactly what he is doing to elicit those gasps and whines from you while Ezio watches from the side. After getting you off with his mouth, Federico moves over and motions for Ezio to give it a go. He fumbles a bit and it’s not as finessed as what you just experienced but you can sense his determination to get those sounds out of you that Federico had made to seem so easy.
Federico senses it as well and reminds him that we have the whole night to practice. Hearing that you’ll be receiving the attention of both brothers for hours brings a drawn out moan from you as you reach climax. From there, each round gets more and more intense as Ezio’s skills improve allowing Federico to move away from teaching and focus on you completely. By the time the sun begins to rise the three of you are an exhausted, sweaty mess but you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world than between the two Auditore brothers as you drift off to sleep.
‘This is going to sound pretty weird, but I love the thought of Lady Eivor having a dick. I’d ride the shit out of her, suck her off, submit to her, let her cum inside of me, carry her child, and have lots of pregnant sex.’
‘For my birthday (18th September), I’d like to be totally pampered by Jacob and Alexios during the day. Then once night time comes I would give them both a present of my own, by letting them do a little bit of exploration with my body and maybe use a few toys. What a night that would be ;)’
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La Rosa in Fiore wishes you a very happy birthday, dearest confessor! We’re sure these handsome gentlemen would very much keep you occupied ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I want Altaïr to fuck me in the ass at one of the assassin hideouts. They look so cozy and I don’t want the places to be wasted.’
‘I want Kass, Evie, Aya, and Female Eivor to step all over me.’
‘Working from home means more lunch-time sex with Connor. I’d probably be so exhausted from the orgasmic bliss, I’d call out the rest of the work-day sick!’
Confession: [@thatbellagaze]
Cap credit: [x]
‘Oh dear Lord. I need to have a hot and heavy sparring session with Altaïr that ends in a very steamy session in bed.’
‘Lately, I can’t get a certain idea with Ezio out of my head. I really just want him to loop his belt around my neck, pull me around, and choke me as I ride him, all while he tells me the filthiest things. I want him to not let me be on top. I want him to take all the power that he holds over me.’
Cap credit: [x]
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I wouldn’t mind doing that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
— Ezio
📖Read it here: Act I, Act II, Act III 🎧 Recommended playlist to listen to while reading: Colonial Heart
Confession [@haythamsenpai]
Dia dhaoibh!
Although I am the founder of @dirtyasscreedsecrets, this is my first time ever submitting to our Secluded Haystack! I am excited to share to you all my Shay/reader short story, based on this confession about him speaking in Irish.
The story theme is inspired by a traditional Irish folk song called ‘Siúil a Rún‘. If you are curious to hear it, you can listen in the ‘Colonial Heart’ companion reading playlist.
Special thanks to our new Shao Jun, as well as @servalans-flowers for helping me with editing and revising!
I hope you enjoy reading my story as much as I enjoyed writing it!
— Ezio
We are beyond thrilled to have an entry in our Secluded Haystack archives once again and we couldn’t have done it without the help of a new and surprising ally: Shao Jun! Yes, the Master Assassin of the Chinese Brotherhood has joined this fine bordello to care for any manuscripts we will get either for archiving in the Haystack or in the upcoming Sofia’s Bookshop! We are really excited about this new partnership and we really hope that you will support us with this expansion of our services by submitting your own reader-insert drabbles or fanfiction to the Secluded Haystack!
Hello beautiful readers, I am Shao Jun. It is a privilege to join the lovely ladies and gentleman of this magnificent bordello. We would be happy to read and edit all of your wonderful stories, so please do not hesitate to send all of your creations to us. If everything is permitted, then I do hope that my stay here would be a long one, a great help to the establishment, as well as equally pleasing to all of you. Thank you. 🌸
