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October 31, 2020

My first confession, yeeeey!

I just want one night with Shay. And that night, I would give my virginty to him. When he penetrates me (after minutes of foreplay, of course) I’d love him to whisper polite words to comfort me; in my ears with his deep, Irish accent. I’d like to feel his fingers, his lips at every point in my body. And during sex, I would kiss him on the scar in his eye. God, I love that scar.

Well, I changed my mind. I want a thousand nights.

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Molto bene, dearest anonimo! Congratulations on your first confession! Signor Cormac certainly wants to hear more from you~

Confessions

October 30, 2020

‘I wonder who among the assassins has the sexiest moan. While we’re at it I wonder who among them would also be the loudest in bed. I would pick Arno for both. Something about that man (literally) screams ‘you’d get complaints from your neighbors because of his sex volume’. Maybe you can have a poll? 😉’

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Hmm, that is a very interesting poll topic indeed. We’ll keep you posted. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Confessions

October 29, 2020

‘Bayek and Connorare the epitome of gentle giants. I’d love them to both take my virginity. I think Connor would be respectful and let Bayek have his turn first because he’s the older one. But once they’ve both have their fill and I’m relaxed and loose from their lovemaking I just know their competitive streaks would flare up. Then I’ll know firsthand how it feels to be throughly fucked by these powerful men.’

Confessions

October 28, 2020

‘Mary Read made a lot of girls question their sexuality but I’m over here looking at Anne Bonny and I’m like–I want to play with her tits and suck on them. I wonder if she could come with nipple teasing alone.’

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Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

October 27, 2020

‘I don’t know why but I just love the idea of having Jacob save me all the time, for example from being kidnapped like I’m a damsel in distress even though in real life I’m a strong independent woman 😅 But I also love the idea of being comforted.’

Oh, I’m sure Jacob would have his own very special way of comforting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~Sister Teodora

Confessions

October 26, 2020

‘How can anyone play through AC3 and not want to taken by that fine specimen Connor? It’s a mystery to me- I’d be the sluttiest slut for the man. Rough? Of course. Sensual? Hell yes. Singing praises as he massages my body? Go right head. Bruising my thighs with his grip as he growls at me to not resist? Ooof I couldn’t say no.’

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Confessions

October 25, 2020

‘It’s too bad you don’t allow confessions regarding the voice actors because let’s be honest who among us don’t find only their voices sexy right? 😏 But for my actual confession I’ve always imagined Haytham to be a true dominant in bed. There’s this story I just read called The Boss by Abigail Barnette and I can’t stop thinking that the male character is Haytham. He’s older and is even British. I can’t stop hearing his voice in my head whenever I read it.’

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Hope you like this little edit I made, dearest confessor. I’ve had a lot of fun making it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Confessions

October 24, 2020

‘As a Bisexual. I’d love to help Jacob explore his feelings for dudes. Starting with the light handsy stuff and progressing to full on kink. To the point that he can never be with women the same way.’

Confessions

October 23, 2020

‘I’m not sure who would be rougher in bed more, Alexios as Deimos or Kassandra as Deimos. Is it too much to ask to have both of them? I probably won’t survive but that would be the perfect way to go. Yes.’

Confessions

October 22, 2020

‘I just saw that Arno was voted as having the best ass in your dirty polls. I’m not disagreeing, I’m just wondering who among them has the most muscular ass. Better yet, whose ass flexes the best if he’s thrusting into someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’