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May 13, 2015

‘It’s not really a sexual confession, but I wish I could meet Altair and make him slowly fall in love with me. <3

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May 11, 2015

‘I want to lie on a beach with Edward looking at the stars in the Great Inguana hideout while he softly kisses me. Just imagine spending all night gazing at the stars in his embrace while getting drunk… *sigh*’

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March 22, 2015

Ezio has me thinking about Italian men in general lately and how I want to push my sales at work so I can win this competition we have to get a trip to Italy. Maybe there I can meet my own “Ezio” and see if the old “Italian men make the best lovers” rumor is true.

Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

March 21, 2015

Help! I’ve fallen for Edward Kenway, and I can’t get up!!

Do not worry mio tesoro, everybody has fallen for this heartthrob pirate.

– Caterina

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March 19, 2015

‘Anne Bonny made me question my sexuality. When I saw her first I completely fell in love with her. I mean look at her sweet face and those cute flowers in her red hair but what really caught me is her beautiful breasts. I really want to be her lesbian lover at all.’

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March 3, 2015

‘I’d love to be a pirate and have Benjamin Hornigold and Woodes Rogers at my beck and call.’

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December 6, 2014

“I’m a bisexual woman and I think Mary’s James Kidd outfit is goddamn sexy”.

Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

November 16, 2014

‘I have an infatuation with Paola right now – sexy, intelligent and loyal, anyone’s dream <3’


Paola is highly flattered, nonnie! ♥

Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

November 11, 2014

‘Thanks to Paola, Sister Teodora, Mary Read, and Anne Bonny I have finally figured out that I am bisexual :)’

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October 26, 2014

“Thanks to Mary Read/James Kidd I think I’m pansexual now”

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