‘I have an aching desire to be Shay’s little spoon. That would be just so unbelievably perfect, I would wiggle my bum into his warm lap often to check he is not a dream and his kisses on my neck would assure me he is real.’
“After viewing yours Dirty Secrets for the first time, last night I had a dream in which Arno came to my office, without any word he just hugged me from behind and left a kiss on the back of my neck. I haven’t been kissed or touched that way in five years and the dreamed kiss, the feelings were so realistic that now I can’t stop thinking about it. And the truth is: I want more of this French Chevalier now. Much more. This is your fault, m’ladies! And thank you for that”.
[X]
‘Jacob is one SEXY beast! I can’t take it! He is a need and I need him! So bloody bad.’
Confession [x]
“I just realized how much my fiance looks like middle-aged Ezio. I didn’t really realize until now as he just changed his hair cut. Hu, I should ask him to do a little cosplaying, right?”
[X]
“I’m starting to prefer old Jacob more than young Jacob… You know, quality over quantity…“
Confession [hellomikky]
[X]
‘Arno’s ass looks so supple like an apple. I’d like to see him fill out a pair of jeans 🌚🌚’
Confession [x]
Screencap credit [x]
“Jacob’s eyebrow scar makes me weak. Well actually, everything about him makes me weak.”
Art by lawineee.tumblr.com
‘People say that Jacob Frye looks “different” in the game and in the game trailers. Well, if these people think like that, I will take 1 Jacob from the game and 1 Jacob from *each* trailer..’
Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions
Desmond is true bae!!! All assassins are bae but Desmond is the true, ultimate bae👌
March 11, 2016Couldn’t tell if this was a confession or not…since it’s not ‘dirty’ enough, I hope you don’t mind if I just go ahead and answer.
Desmond is only bae thanks to my good genes. How else does he get that bene look?
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~ Ezio