‘If the universe of Assassin’s Creed were real, I’d hop into the Animus just so I can relive the memories of all the courtesans who have had the pleasure of sleeping with Ezio, Edward and Arno … nothing will convince me that these boys didn’t have multiple sexual partners (at least after Elise’s death in Arno’s case … with a friend like de Sade, I won’t be surprised if Arno wasn’t a customer of de Sade’s “establishments” at some point!)’