I am watching Connor as he rounds up the pigs for Prudence. One of the pigs gets away from him faster and he slips and falls, now covered in mud. As our mutual friend is giggling at the sight, I then walk up to Connor, help him up, then lead him back towards our house. “It’s bathtime, ” I say to him, winking, “And I am joining you.” 

Confessed by @thatbellagaze