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Nothing dirty about this I just thought it would be funny: When my mom started to pay attention to Alexios as I played the game. She told me “that man has nice hair…” and I added “arms too, specifically his muscles.” She nods and finally admits “that, plus his eyes and facial hair are great as well…”. It’s just seeing this uptight, Christian French woman thirst for even a moment over a fictional man that cracks me up. That’s all, maybe you laughed maybe you didn’t but it’s funny af to me.

May 10, 2020

I mean, who can really blame her

That is truly the pinnacle of video game pixelated glory ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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