‘Happiest of birthdays to Connor! I’d start the celebrations in bed, giving him a *thorough* body massage, down his broad shoulders to his warm chest, and lower and lower… should I come across anything hard along the way, I’m sure we can get a handle on it. If Connor wants to take control, I’d be happy to comply, but I’d much rather lavish this good man with touches and kisses, even after the festivities end.’