‘You cannot tell me, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Shaun Hastings doesn’t have a kinky side. The man’s cocky and knows he’s smart too. Yea sure, maybe it’s been a while since he got some, saving the world and all… But I’m p sure I could get him to let me warm his cock under the table as he works on the codex entries. Sir your voice does things to me, let me hold your dick in my mouth as you speak. Please.’