‘After replaying the infamous bathtub scene at the start of AC Brotherhood, I can’t help but fantasise about joining Ezio and Caterina in bed, considering they’re both my type in men and women. I’d love to submit to the both of them and do whatever they asked of me, perhaps amusing them in my eagerness to keep up with their many demands all while I get needier. I’d love to turn Ezio on by letting him watch us two women. Though, judging by her character, I think Caterina would want to lead things.’