‘I thirst for something strong and English, send Jacob up to my room please, and perhaps charge me for a triple session. I need to thoroughly examine Jacob, make sure he’s in peak physical form. I yearn to hear his harsh whispers in my ear, his hands tangling in my hair as he bends me over the edge of the bed. His thickness stretching me as I moan, his teeth leaving marks on my neck and shoulders. Oh, sorry for getting carried away, but please send a Jacob up right away.’