‘I had this dream where I used the Apple of Eden to turn myself into man while Ezio wasn’t looking & once he sees the Apple in my hand he gets slightly enraged that I would do something so silly that he had grabbed my wrists & I kissed him, his face went so red & it gave me enough time to get free but he tackled me & I kinda got a bit of a hard-on as he growled in my ear that I shouldn’t use it as a toy & once he’s done talking he noticed my ‘problem’ & we ended up having amazing sex.’