‘I would love to have a threesome with Ezio Auditore and Arno Dorian. One night, I would invite them to my home, to spend some time with me. They would enter my bedroom through the large window leading to a small balcony they’d have to climb, both dressed in their brotherhood costumes. I’d welcome them in, dressed in a black ‘‘see though’‘ nightgown. Just the thought of both throwing me on the bed and ravishing me hard at the same time makes me so damn wet that I moan without even masturbating.’