‘I desperately want a harem of Assassin’s Creed characters. I’d give anything to have Edward, Haytham, Mary/James, Anne, Elise, and Evie be my sex slaves. I’d love to spoil them with whatever they wanted, and I’d never force them to do something they didn’t want to do. I love them all so much and they’re all so hot, I’d love to have an orgy with them all.’