‘Ladies, with the holidays soon approaching I keep imagining coming home with an armload of gifts to find Jacob on the sofa wearing nothing but some tinsel and a smile. I see he has put up a tree and strung some lights on it and I chuckle seeing his ridiculously proud smile. I put my bags down before walking over and reward him for all his hard work. We end up going several rounds by the glow of the lights until we are both thoroughly exhausted. Merry Christmas to us.’