‘I’m asexual but of course I can find people aesthetically, romantically and sensually attractive. But for all the sexual people: I can see how much the Assassin’s Creed franchises tortures you with all these hot characters and must leave you sexually frustrated because my god they are attractive. My favourites are probably Connor, Aveline, Evie, Ned Wynert, Jacob and Edward but I can see how you must be frustrated.’

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This edit is partly inspired by those otome games. Wouldn’t it be lovely if there’s an actual video game where all you need to do is romance one of the Assassins (and the climax of the story is when you both climax *coughs*)? ;D

~ Signora Paola