Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

Confessions

March 6, 2016

“I need orgy with Henry, Jacob, Evie, Ned and Freddy. And maybe me, Evie and Ned can use a strap-on with the naughty boys. (dibs on Jacob)”

So I’ve been mulling over an idea for some time and I feel like this blog/fandom is a good place to start. Last September there was, apparently, a “Self-Insert Day” in some fandoms. Now, I have always liked self-insert fanfic/art so I was pretty stoked about this day. My thought is, though, why only one day? Let’s make a “Self-Insert September!” A whole month of fans creating self-insert work to celebrate their love of their fandoms. The Secluded Haystack already is a great venue for such works.

To the anon asking for dirty puns: Auditore really makes the girls wezio! I want Evie to eat me out, but she’s so hot she might frye my eggs! Careful with Desmond, he’s so big you might get a bleeding effect! And Cesare’s in general great in bed!