I was at Paul and Victoria’s Birmingham panel today and I swear Paul almost read out more confessions from this blog after a fan asked him about it! Unfortunately the panel then had to end but we were so close to getting more reading of confessions! 😂

You know what would be awesome? If we had a little Jacob popping up on the lower right side of your browser screen whenever you’re about to read a confession about him again~

Then he’d go:

“Right, I see you’re reading a confession about me again. Would you like me to read this out loud for you? Oh, why am I even asking – of course you would!”

….Like Microsoft Word’s Clippy, only way, way less helpful (and perhaps a tad annoying to some people).

Ah, if only I could make this a real feature to this bordello.

~ Signora Paola (who’s totally rehashing the idea from this post ~/o/)