‘This blog has brought upon some strange feelings in me, especially towards Haytham Kenway and Crawford Starrick. On the one hand, they’re the antagonists in their respective games and they’re really not good men, so naturally I don’t like them. On the other hand, I’m also kind of like… ‘You know what? I think I might like to tap dat older ass.’ (It’s also 50 Shades of Weird and Wrong for me considering that I adore Connor more than anything, so having these feelings for his father…)’