“If Evie were a vampires*s in the present, I’d let her drink from me in exchange for sex, specifically during the feeding itself. One thing we’d be fond of doing is cowgirl under a strobe light as Darkthrone’s song “Transilvanian Hunger” plays in the background. Evie would softly rasp along as she grinds into me in a dirty fashion, then bite in between verses. I assume her vampiric form and the strobe lights would even make it look like she’s wearing corpse-paint.”