‘So basically thanks to the confession about Jacob’s dick having a top hat that derailed into talking penises, now I can’t stop seeing a mental image of him standing beside me while I’m sitting in front of my computer, his erect dick on my shoulder and him trying to convince me to attend to the real task at hand. “Give me a kiss,” he’d beg in a small, vulnerable voice while he’s tapping his dick on my shoulder. “I’m so cold. Please ~embrace~ me with your love~” he’d keep going in his vulnerable “penis” voice until I’d double over laughing and forgetting about what I’m supposed to do. It may not be straight-up seduction, but it works for me because a silly and perverted sense of humour is one thing I really love in a man. ;D’