‘For my birthday on August 20 I wish to be sandwiched between Jacob and Ezio. I want both of them to pleasure me at the same time and treat me like a queen for the entire night. I think I can ask this for my birthday, si?’
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For your very special day, indeed, you are very much welcome to seek for pleasure from these two very handsome and very virile Assassins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you certain you are ready to take both of them at once?

Buon compleanno, dearest anon!