‘I want to dress up as a sexy buccaneer with a white button up shirt that’s tied under my breasts and a mini skirt and a tri-cornered hat upon my head for Pirate’s day. Then I’ll saunter onto the deck of the Jackdaw, demanding to see the captain. And I’ll coyly ask Edward if he happens to be looking for some booty on this wonderful day. 😉 He will take me to his captain’s cabin where he will take good care of his pirate booty. After thoroughly ravishing it of course.’

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Speak like a scurvy pirate day be this day (September 19) all ye pirates! Woe ye’re havin’ a jolly the hour wit’ ye favourite scurvy pirate. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Ye Lady Paola