‘It’s still Christmas where I am from ( the U.S. ) and all I want for Christmas is an orgy comprising of Ezio, Haytham, Connor, Shay, Edward, Arno, and Jacob having all the fun they want with me. I will go down on my knees for them, suck them all off, and let them have as many turns as they want until they’re all satisfied. As long as there is aftercare, I’m all theirs.‘