‘The Frye twins had no right to age as gracefully as they did. The biggest crime they’ve committed yet is daring to look so sexy as older adults. It’s a struggle every time to decide what I would prefer more: being held up on a wall and fucked helplessly by Jacob, or to kneel before Evie and eating her out and then bent over and eaten out in turn. If only there were two of me to live the dream(s).‘