‘I really wonder what Odyssey would’ve been like if it was two-player, where Alexios was off on his adventure with a childhood lady friend from Kephallonia and end up falling in love. Maybe I’m confessing that this could be me *sigh*. I would’ve loved to see how he’d fuck her/me in all different types of ways everywhere they went. Who knows? If it was canon, maybe Elpidios could’ve had a baby brother/sister.’