‘I adore Ezio, I really do. But lately all my sexual fantasies have been with Shay Cormac. I mean I don’t mind at all: one gorgeous Assassin and one handsome Templar to satisfy my sexual desires. So, my dearest Madonna Paola and Suora Teodora, a room with both gentlemen for me, please! 😘’

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And they’re definitely ready for you, dearest confessor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)