‘July 8th is my birthday! And I want nothing more than to have Ezio to wine me, dine me, and 69 me. No need for a sweet cake, this beefcake of a man will do 🤤’

Benissimo, dearest confessor! Signor Ezio would definitely be very willing to please you on your very special day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)