‘Two nights ago, I dreamed I was at this big cathedral in Jerusalem. apparently, I was an actor and also an Assassin, and the Assassin Brotherhood’s version of Abstergo was a Movie company and we were doing a film. Outside the cathedral was a castle and a Renaissance Faire, and I went to buy myself a pirate coat. The booth’s owner called in a worker to help me, and she had a blue dress and flaming red hair. Through Pantomime, we secretly work out she was Anne Bonny, and I was her pirate lover in our past lives, and jump on each other. I woke up, but then masturbated to the fantasy of Anne Bonney being horny so she came to me for sex. She went down on me, and rode my dick in on a sofa in the Captain’s Cabin while I moaned her name, and sucked on her breasts.’