‘A few days ago, I read a fanfic of Revelations!Ezio entering a hookah bar, sitting and smoking his pipe alone. Next, enters a bellydancer which kept him very entertained. I fantasized about it later, me dancing very seductively for him. Even approaching to where he was sitting and put the tip of the pipe in my mouth, so he can get a hint, and exhale the smoke away. Placed the pipe down and I took him to a private chamber filled with colorful pillows, Moroccan lanterns and jasmine-scented incense, giving him a very arousing night of passion he will never forget, not even my name.’