‘When I saw my brother first playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey as Alexios, I began having a crush on him. I mean COME ON, not only is he a big soft at times here and there but DAMN I would love to have him dominate me and have his way with me. I don’t care if he is fictional just DAMN IT UBISOFT WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FALL FOR GUYS LIKE HIM.’