It’s my birthday! Who wants to buy me a drink? Aye, who’s got a refill? I want another! BARKEEP! Get me another rum! Give me another one…I want two more! One…two…seven…hey. Hey, here-youuu d’yon—don’ look-at-me-like-that…
[Someone bothers Shay]
Hey. COME ‘AN HERE ‘AN SAY THAT TO MY—Oh, hello! Whass yorrr name, heh? Hey, don’t walk away from me! You know you want it! MWHAHAHAHA…
[Shay spots an attractive patron…]
*wooo* What a lovely target! *whoop* Come over here! *whewp* Hey, you look pretty, huehuehue…uhmmherghungh, nice ‘an thirsty…why don’ ye come o’er ‘ere for a dance? Huehuehue…*wheep* Let me pull you into the discussion! *pewwhip* Hey. Hey, ‘ere dy’or’erdumgh, don’ look-at-me-like-that…Ah, you’re lookin’ for a challenge, are ye? Hoohhgh…how many of you are there right ‘ere? What is that!? Stop it! Get away from me! ‘Ey, DON’T TOUCH ME! Hey, whass dat? Free coin!
[Someone tosses a coin to Shay]
Oh, shiny! Hah, JUST WHAT I NEEDED! WAIT ‘TIL THE LADS SEE THIS!
[Some dumb bar fight about to ensue…]
YE ALL WISH YE HAD THIS! YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME! YOU ALL WISH—’EY! HOW DARE YOU! THIS ONE’S MINE!
[After all the ruckus…]
D’ye-have-any-more-’o-this-one? Hey, you. You! God Save the King. Long live King Georgssshhhe…What d’ye do with a drunken sssailor? Why is the rum always gone?
