dirtyasscreedsecrets:

To our valued patrons,

First off, I am beyond thrilled that Ezio is back with us! It’s a timely return, too, as I’ve been having ideas on what to do with the bordello, but due to our current pandemic it’s been quite difficult for me to spend quality time here. 😞 I just have enough time to read your confessions and edit them all. With Messere Ezio’s homecoming, we can finally cater to other fun, dirty activities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And what better way to start that, than to finally update our Stripper Playlist! Here is the playlist (with their YouTube links):

• Altaïr – Red Light Special by TLC; Magdalena by A Perfect Circle
• Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine
• Connor – Dirrty by Christina Aguilera; Tonight I’m Fucking You by Enrique Iglesias
• Aveline – Partition by Beyoncé; Sexy Bitch by David Guetta Ft. Akon
• Edward – Welcome To The Jungle by Guns ‘n Roses; Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
• Adéwalé – Gimme More by Britney Spears; Hats Off to the Bull by Chevelle
• Shay – Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard; SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
• Arno – Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Li’l Kim, Mya, Pink; Supermassive Blackhole by Muse
• Evie – Erotica by Madonna; Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene by Hozier
• Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails
• Bayek – I’ll Make Love To You by Boyz II Men
• Aya – Work by Rihanna
• Kassandra – Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics
  [as Deimos!Kassandra] Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Marilyn Manson
• Alexios – I Wanna Be Your Dog by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
  [as Deimos!Alexios] I’m Gonna Be Your God by Slayer

I especially had fun choosing songs for Kassandra and Alexios because there was the extra challenge of looking for a counterpart that would fit their Deimos persona. 😏

Do you have your own headcanons as to what your favourite Assassin or Templar would strip to? Reblog this post and share it with us!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

So, I had this as a placeholder song for Male/Female!Eivor come AC Valhalla release time, but I cannot help but view it as Hope’s song now, haha. Just look at the music video; the lead singer, Floor Jansen, looks a lot like Hope Jensen. Their names even sound similar. Makes me wonder if Ubisoft secretly used Floor as their model for Hope:

Male!Eivor…and Hope singing – Wish I Had an Angel by Nightwish

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~ Ezio