‘I recently reset my AC II game and seeing Ezio at the start of the Venice missions again truly is something else — he’s still young but has that dark stubble. I’d love for that Ezio to back me to a wall with a hand around my neck and the other tracing over the top of my breasts, whispering all the things he wants to do to me, teasing me for my reaction to his sexy voice: flushed cheeks and thighs pressed together. Is it too much to ask for him to tease me, break me down and make me beg for him?’