‘The trailer of Assassin’s Creed Valhalla hasn’t been out too long, and I already fell in love at first sight with the protagonist, Eivor. Have you seen him? Tall, muscular, handsome, with those eyes and that beard…I want him to fuck me so bad, and I honestly just want to ride him for the whole night under the northern lights. Uh, is that bad that I already feel THAT attracted to him even if I don’t know his character at all? Lord,I can’t wait to see the game…’