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April 19, 2020

Confession count update + more

To our valued (and dearest) patrons,

I’ve been doing some little housekeeping in our bordello and I believe it is time to update you with our confession count. The last time we had this was 2 – yes, two years ago! Well, since our last update, let’s see how the rankings have changed, shall we?

  1. Jacob Frye – 1723 confessions (still the reigning king; and yes, this is still his theme song and I’d pay good money to hear Paul Amos sing it ~/o/)
  2. Connor Kenway – 971 confessions
  3. Shay Cormac – 563 confessions (oh my, he has overtaken Arno)
  4. Arno Dorian – 559 confessions (but he’s not too far behind!)
  5. Ezio Auditore – 520 confessions
  6. Evie Frye – 463 confessions
  7. Edward Kenway – 361 confessions (overtaken Altair)
  8. Altair Ibn La’Ahad – 357 confessions
  9. Haytham Kenway – 271 confessions
  10. Crawford Starrick – 257 confessions
  11. Desmond Miles – 214 confessions
  12. Bayek of Siwa – 73 confessions
  13. Alexios – 53 confessions
  14. Aveline de Grandpre – 48 confessions
  15. Kassandra – 45 confessions
  16. Adewale – 25 confessions
  17. Aya of Alexandria – 25 confessions

I’ve only included playable characters (with the exception of Crawford Starrick since he’s quite popular). If you want to know the confession count of a character not named here, please do send us a message!

I’ve also updated our Porn Star Status tag. To anyone who’s new to our bordello, it’s basically our “Greatest Hits” tag or the confessions that garnered 69+ notes 😉 Take a look if your favourite (or your own) confession is there!

I will also take this time to start restoring the posts that have been flagged by Tumblr. Since the main issue seems to be the images we used, then I think the best way to go about it is to simply blur the images and have them linked elsewhere. It’s a pain, but… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It needs to be done!

Grazie for reading!
~ Signora Paola