To our valued patrons,

I have changed the bordello’s theme when viewed with a browser to make it more compliant with Tumblr’s changes. If you’ve only browsed La Rosa in Fiore using the app, then I encourage you to check out our web version to be able to see our subpages (yes, we do have them!). And if your browser is able to run java scripts, our bordello has a little music player that will run in the background, softly playing popular themes from Assassin’s Creed!

And while we’re at the subject of our “hidden” features: Did you know that we have our own fanfiction site called Secluded Haystack? We also have 50 Shades of Pene, a repository of fanfictions that were inspired by actual confessions found here at La Rosa in Fiore! Truthfully, it has been a long, long while that we have updated them. But if you haven’t seen them before, then I encourage you to give them a look. Maybe you’ll get inspired enough to send us your own submissions, too (just make sure to read our FAQ first!). 😘

Molte grazie for reading and I wish you all good health and safety!

Love,
~ Signora Paola