‘Ezio, Jacob, and Arno have all decided that Valentines Day is the perfect time to win my affection. Each of them tries to court me and I purposely ignore them all. Their frustration grows until they decide to corner me and make me choose. The three of them approach my door and knock. With a sly smirk I answer wearing some scandalous underwear. That’s all it takes for them to break and we spend the night fucking raw for all of the city to hear. Jacob’s voice, Arno’s tongue, Ezio’s hands.’