‘Ironically I’m the one who’s late for a birthday submission. I just turned 21 on November 1st. And I’d like the assassins to show me each of their favorite types of alcohol hopefully ending in a drunken orgy and most likely a broken bed as a belated birthday gift.’
Confession [@percythebitchwitch]
Happy belated birthday, dearest! The assassins certainly wouldn’t mind celebrating with you this late. They’ll even make up for it by giving you as many orgasms as the number of days that passed since your birthday