‘I’ve been trying to cut back on the amount of porn I’m watching, and one of the fantasies I keep coming back to is getting kidnapped by the Templars in Cuba and used for sex. They tie me down on a desk and make me come until I cry, fuck me and call me their Templar slut, make me stand in the stocks for members to use me, etc. Then Edward comes to rescue me, for which I thank him profusely…’