‘Sisters of the Bordello, I’d love a night with Edward. But my request is to be waiting in his quarters on the Jackdaw, wearing only his captain’s hat and a smile. Once he finds me, I would then let him know that I was there to please him all night. My mouth would work him up to his first earth shattering orgasm, and by the end of the night we’d lose count on who came more. We’d wake with our bodies littered in bruises and bite marks, but soon we’d start round 2.’