‘I’m replaying Revelations and god… I forgot how hot Yusuf is. I want
to be Ezio’s assassin student who occasionally goes “missing” during
missions, only to be found sitting on a crate in an alley with one of
Yusuf’s hands pinning my wrists above my head and the other teasing
between my legs. Ezio secretly watches my robes fall open as I arch
towards my lover, then shakes out of his trance and leaves discreetly,
leaving both men with the sound of my moans playing over in their heads
for weeks.’

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