‘One of the best things about living with Connor would be just getting to
jump him while you’re doing mundane, domestic things. Reading quietly
in the study? Sit on his lap and ride him like there’s no tomorrow. Chopping wood? Wait until he puts the ax down before climbing him like a
tree and licking him clean. Teaching your child how to shoot? Wait
until he leaves before dragging him into a closet and sticking your hand
down his pants. That would be the life.’

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