‘I’d give anything to have a passionate night with both Thomas de Carneillon and Arno Dorian … I’d love to have these two attractive French Assassins share me between, taking turns to slowly strip off my clothes, cutting through corset threads with their hidden blades. Naked and pressed between the both of them, I let them have their way with me, trembling at the touch of their clever hands and kisses in my most intimate places.’