‘Sooo, this is my first confession and I’m really nervous 🙈 Sisters, I have sinned! I sometimes imagine myself sitting on Ezio’s lap, naked and masturbating. His one arm is around my shoulders, the other around my hip while he whispers dirty things in my ear. When I come, I press myself harder into his naked chest while he litters my neck with hungry kisses and soft licks.’
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Congratulations on your first confession, dearest anon! We (and Ezio) are looking to more~
I’m assuming you mean from this post, dearest anon: http://dirtyasscreedsecrets.tumblr.com/post/169362659971/shay-seems-like-the-kind-of-guy-who-loves-a-good
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you did mean this post, a million thanks for liking it enough to ask for the picture ♥ 😀 I screenshot it myself ;D
‘Arno has my wrists locked in a grip above my head as he presses me to the wall, my legs wrapped around his waist as he slips in and out of me in fevered, rapid thrusts. His desire for me matches mine for him, and we are relentless in our lovemaking. His driving thrusts push me closer and closer to ecstasy, and when he leans in to claim my lips for a kiss, I feel the waves of my orgasm wash over me.’
I hope this is good enough (I had to retake it as I didn’t save the original ;^^)
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I really apologise for the delay of this posting! I wasn’t able to access our Haystack e-mail box in a while 😓
~ Signora Paola
Absolutely! 😀
‘I wanna be spitroasted by Cesare Borgia and Lucifer Morningstar ✌💖’
‘Recently I’ve been getting into listening to ASMR and often imagine Jacob being my very own personal ASMRtist, which thanks to my voice kink would definitely be a very arousing experience. The thought of Jacob making those erotic wet mouth sounds and purring seductively into my ear would drive me wild, and although ASMR is meant to help you sleep, well there certainly wouldn’t be any sleeping going on in my bed, if you get my meaning… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [@thank-god-its-fryeday]
I bet if Jacob puts up an ASMR YouTube channel YouTube would suspend his account because of many complaints that his videos often cause… side effects ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘I’d like to be pegged by Aveline while sucking Connor off. Hot damn.’
Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets turned 5 today!
Has it been that long? 😮 How time surely flies, our dearest patrons! It’s still quite early in my time zone, so my mind is still a jumbled haze of le lenny faces to write a post worthy of the bordello’s birthday.
Now to think about what is a good way to celebrate while I make coffee…. 😏
~ Signora Paola